tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8032021663606908819.post5694253084340554318..comments2024-01-20T21:17:03.430-05:00Comments on "Sweetness, and Light": "IT'S THE LAW!"Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12914769586760504627noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8032021663606908819.post-68558246747321811992014-05-22T21:52:26.611-04:002014-05-22T21:52:26.611-04:00As it happens my humble digs were inspected by our...As it happens my humble digs were inspected by our local official Doll Inspection Agency. The County of Kings Federal Department of Doll Enforcement. I must say the inspectors all 12 of them,...half in body armor, and armed.<br /><br />Com'on this is a tough 'hood.<br /><br />Anyway as I sez they was most impressed by my assortment of dolls, and assorted related paraphernalia. Indeed I was awarded the Federal Doll Compliance medal...First Class. They even invited me to be an Associated Inspector. So enthusiastic was my adherence to the Federal Mandate.<br /><br />I had to decline for reasons of health. However I did accept an honorary Kevlar flak jacket emblazoned with the crest of the Department of Doll Security.<br /><br />I also accepted off the books of course a Beretta M9 semiautomatic, 9mm, M9, 9×19mm Parabellum. This the official side arm of the U.S. armed forces, and Certain Federal Agencies like the Dept. of Doll Security.<br /><br />Mind you I'll only use it during extreme situations.<br /><br /><br />So obey the law. The "Congressional Personal Doll Freedom Act" means Bizz-ness!<br /><br />May 22, 2014 at 9:50 PMAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12914769586760504627noreply@blogger.com