"EAT CANDY!!"
Yes boys never mind all that oral hygiene crap. That's for Communists, and the French! Candy's where's it at! It's a proven stepping stone to glue sniffing, and Heroin!
Be like ya ol' Uncle Syd eat all the damned candy you can get your sugar over dosed shaky paws on! To hell with your medication! To Hell with teeth...who needs'em!
If it's got more than 90% sugar in it CHOW DOWN!!!
Remember what your Unkie Syd always tells good little boys.
"Look ya little rug rat life's short harsh brutish, and vile!"
"So get as many goodies into ya while ya can!"
"Ya won't be sorry!"
...much.
Stay Tuned.
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