"The Adventures of Evil Lassie"
"Wuff wuff wuff!"
"Whats that Lassie?"
"You say that grampa is trapped in the uranium mine?"
"Wuff wuff wuff!
"He broke both legs, severed his spine. and is bleeping from the mouth with radiation poisoning?"
"Wuff wuff wuff, grrrrrr, wuff wuff grrrrrr wuff wuff!"
"You say we should leave the sadistic old bastard down there to die the miserable death he deserves."
"Wuff wuff wuff, grrrrrr, wuff wuff grrrrrr wuff wuff!"
"...and we should sell the farm, cash in the inheritance, and go to Vegas'n get laid, and drunk for the rest of our lives."
"Wuff!"
"Good Dog!"
Stay Tuned.
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