"Yak Yak Yak"

 That's right I did another Pod-Cast that six people listened to. Not unlike this dump with it's eight readers. Well we're consistent at least. Anyhow go to:

  http://www.unclesidney.com/

Right go there, and don't listen to the same old crap I've been doing for over thirty,...that's 30 fuck'n ass years.

 You'd think I'd have learned my lesson by now. 


Stay Tuned.

 

"Other Earths"

Just another quiet Friday night on parallel Earth 23/H. Amazing how many of our neighboring Earth's are Hell Worlds. Well yeah okay there is that Paradise Earth..what is it eh, 437/KH. Yeah that's it.

The place is some sort of Hippy Eco-Green world. 

We still can't figure out how they did it. Our histories are the same till about 1912 or so. After that the "Titanic sails w/out incident. There's no world war one. Out of nowhere this worldwide movement starts that eventually displaces the concept of the nation state.

Next thing ya know it's all peace, and fun...everywhere. 

The agents we sent in go native, and don't come back. Heck if any of what they have leaks out it'll be a disaster for business!  Thank gawd they're finally going to quarantine the place.

Wow them jokers almost make all those Nazi Victorious worlds look reasonable!

Stay Tuned.

"Dino War"

(Hi gang this post is a re-run from last year. Go get the graphic novel which is now out...finally.)

'Nothing I likes better than hopped up G.I.'s lost in time, and space 

fight'n deranged pissed off monsters. 


Frank Cho's soon to be issued Dino "Wars" on Image Comics fits dat bill just fine thanks. 

It's got everything. 

Hot babes, tough guys with blazing guns. Evil corporations, and secret science programs. Did I mention pissed off T-Rex, scary raptors, and assorted poison bugs. It starts out with freaked out archaeologists finding human fossils mixed in with T-Rex remains. 

With the extra added attraction of  150 Million year old 21st century automatic weapons, and com gear thrown in for laffs.

'Da Fuck!!! Sez the assembled scientists, and their grad school co-ed underpaid assistants. 

Yep if ya gonna waste time on popular entertainment this fall this is the ticket. I can hardly wait for the Sci-Fi Channel version. There's very little they can fuck up with this one. ..tho' you bet they'll try!

"DINO WARS" a three issue self contained romp into the steamy Jurassic without 'any' real purpose or moral lessons. Every 14 year old boy's wet dream,..well one of them.  

Uncle Sid sez, "...This shit is more fun that a Speed-Crack-Whiskey rush during an electrical storm while on top of Bald Mountain while having a triple Viagra induced artificial orgasm with a troop of Boys Scouts, and their Lesbian Witch Den Mothers on Easter Morning!!" 

Well what more can we say. Get this hot edition before the back to school rush.

(The above is a re-print of a piece from a few years back. i just stumbled over it again along with the two below posts.)

Stay Tuned.

"Blue Monks"

I had a very vivid dream long ago about a monastery, and monks with sky blue robes. There were newly built pagodas sitting in pastel green fields. I could smell the fresh cut wood they were built of. In this dream I was a young novitiate running up the stairs with the other boys. 

We were monastery lads decked in simple robes the color of the summer sky.

I remember crystal gardens, and rose mountains in the distance. There was music too. A kind I'd never heard before. Though it hummed, and danced within my heart, and soul.

I always felt that someday I would find this place. Either in another dream or another life. To this day I feel that this was where I was supposed to be, and this dream was calling me home.

Stay Tuned.

"Peter Rabbit in the Age of Terror"

 “Once upon a time”

Peter Rabbit was drafted into Farmland Security. His Sargent was a raccoon with a serious pine cone habit. He was mean had bad breath, and yelled at poor Peter all the time.

The food was awful, and the other bunnies called him names beat him up, and stole the carrots which his mommy had sent him.

There was also a rumor of sexual abuse

Oh, but Peter was still the sweet bunny that everyone knew, and loved.

Well  yes he did shoot farmer McGregor,…and his whole family.

...but you must admit that lot had it coming.

The McGregor farm massacre, and all his other random shootings did make him a little sad. However Peter was after all just rabbit do he forgot most of what he’d done.

Well after some book burnings, and executions of assorted malcontents Peter's tour of duty  with Farmland Security was over. He signed the oath of secrecy about all the folks they shot, and he hopped home to his Mama for a nice supper of cabbage stew.

“Anything interesting happen on your way home from Farmland Service Peter?”

Asked Mama rabbit giving all of her sweet babies second helpings of carrot pie.

“Um, no Mama”,…said Peter.

“Well other than blasting that redneck McGregor to bloody shreds, and jelly,..no.”

“Good said Mama Bunny” “That rancid turd killed your Papa, ate’em too”

“You did right son!”

“Thank you Mama”, said Peter.

The End.

"Anzio~1944"

"~O~"

"In Her Hands"