Friday, April 25, 2014

"Hidden Genius Types"

As you know these days I'm setting up my retired life such as it is. I'm eating healthy...yuck. Taking all sorts of weird Meds. 'Seeing all sorts on nice helpful folks at the "Department of Old Farts" who are getting me hooked up with all that neat entitlement stuff the Tea Party wants to abolish.

Their evil hearts should explode in their stingy chests.

That, and I'm getting used to doing mostly nothing.

On the finding 'new purpose' in life front I'm looking up Open Mic stuff. That sort of thing is all over town. I figure I'll do some of my demented Uncle Sydney stuff. It always went down well with the rubes at the radio station's fund raisers.

(  ...while they last.)

Anyway it'll be the usual crap I do on the air. Only this time I'll be able to actually 'see' the audience sleep through my material. If they throw fruit I'll make a salad with it.

Yeah my cute, and disturbing stories rants, and personal vendetta's. Even if the marks don't like it 'I'll' be having a swell time. Speaking of old guy stuff. I'm getting good at sitting in the park, and falling asleep. This should be an Olympic competition. I'd get the Silver at least.

Btw my sister the film maker wants to put my potential open mic crap in her latest film. Something about insane genius types living at the edges of visibility. I told her I wasn't the genius sort. She said, "...Staying alive as long as you have doing the weird stuff you've done is  genius enough,...especially for this film."

Fair enuff.

Imagine the reclusive, but amazing Emily Dickinson wandering into an open mic in some dive in Brooklyn one hot rainy night. Yeah I sort of see the point of the project. There's tons of quiet Emily's out there. It's just a matter of finding them.

Stay Tuned.


This from the "Gawd is clearly Fucking with us" files.

Frazier Glenn Miller, the former Ku Klux Klan "grand dragon" and proud anti-Semite accused of killing three people outside Kansas Jewish centers earlier this month, was not always so strict about his discrimination, at least in private.

 Before becoming an FBI informant, Miller, who had founded North Carolina's White Patriot Party, was caught in a compromising position — in the backseat of a car — with a black man, doing things a federal prosecutor is not comfortable saying out loud.

 In the course of their investigation, authorities also learned the stunning details of Miller’s arrest a year earlier.

Raleigh police officers had caught Miller in  the back seat of a vehicle, in mid-act with a black male prostitute masquerading as a woman.

 But in case you thought this guy could not get any worse, the 73-year-old claimed last year, in a phone call with the Southern Poverty Law Center, "that he had lured the prostitute to the meeting with the intention of beating him." Then one thing led to another.

(Above piece shamelessly stolen from an un-named 'real' news blog.)

Umm, sure okay yeah I can see it. You're a Nazi nut job out to Queer bash, but when it came down to it...well a blow job is a blow job. 

Yeah sure 'happen to anybody.


It's the 'little' things in life that make all that other dreary life crap bearable. No fuck that...lemme put it another way. It's the little "Cream Filled Fucking Delights!" that make all that other insane noise survivable!

Aw man you have no idea!

This new Healthy diet thing is frigging killing me!  I want to jump into a pool full of bleeping Whipped Cream..with nuts, and swim for my life in it! I wants to scarf down every Cream Puff on bleeping Earth. I want to drink Coke, and Root Beer by the gallon while shoving Bar-B-Q ribs with extra sauce into my gut!

I dream of hijacking a "Good Humor" truck at machine-gun point driving the damned thing out to the Rockaway dunes by Jamaica Bay'n eating the contents all by my engorged lonesome.

I'm fantasizing Pastry Orgies the way I used to dream up Boy Scout Speed, and Cocaine gang-bang Jamborees...hold the Angel Dust.

Though now that I think of it there was that Crack Whiskey PCP department meeting I attended back in the day...but that's another story.

Hey I'm "Clean for Gene" now.

Ask your Hippie Grampa what that means.   

Oh dammit dammit dammit!!!!

My hearts desire is not only legal'n cheap, but is cruelly displayed in every damned shop window in town to taunt me! Why couldn't I be addicted to something easy like Heroin or Faberge Eggs?!

Please just one Cream Puff. 

I won't even eat the whole thing...I'll just.. admire it, pray to it, write sonnets about it.'on dammit have a heart!

Aw well...back to carrots, and lentils.

Stay Tuned.

Oh boy..yum. I can hardly wait. 



"A Faerie in the City"

"Brazil China, and Australia"

The swell Comrades of Australia Mainland China, and the seriously cool nation of Brazil seem to be the only folks looking in for now. Greetings, and have a beer for me Comrades.

...well okay a number from the good old U.S. of A. are peeking in as well.

That, and please Cheer up my dear pal "Z"!

Saturday, April 19, 2014


Some swell gifts left for me tonight at the WBAI radio studios by my pal Journalist Rebecca Myles. Yeah we still have our Christmas tree up...long story.

(Tune to while it's still there.)

Anyway Rebecca also left me an actual "Lord Phartwell" Whoopee Cushion, (tm) with which to rest my aged weary butt upon.

For this latter gift I am most grateful.

As for the picture above.

"Right, this Fish, and an Owl walk into a bar, and...." 

Stay Tuned.

"OH GAWD..."


Damn! I gotta stay fucking alive to see this flick! Looks like our old pal is back for another round with them tiny bipeds. This one might be a fight to the finish...well we'll see. 

Look if we kill'em off that's the end of the franchise.

So look forward to a sequel in 2016 or '18. Either way this has the making of a swell summer movie to drag us in out of the humidity. I can hardly Bleeping wait. 

I just loves me a good Monster Mash!

Stay Tuned.

"My Impossible Dreams"

"A Few Doll Shots"

This above is one of my "Tonner Company" dolls. See I 'told' you I had more than just Barbies. Anyway the other day was sunny so I took some quick snaps of my little sweet-hearts. Okay the backgrounds are crap. So bleeping what.

It's the thought that counts.

The seasons are moving on so I have direct sunlight in my bedroom, and kitchen. The evening sun lights everything up in a blaze so I quickly dug out my old Sony, and took some hurried snaps above, and below.

Below there is one of my many beloved Barbies.

I didn't have time to set anything up. It was all spur of the moment. Hey I been  about to drop dead for a while now so wasn't too much in an artistic frame of mind.

Anyhow I'll do some "Glam" shots later on with my Tonner dollies.

Stay Tuned.

...yeah I play with got a problem wit dat?!!

"Cloudy Evening Downtown"

 I felt fit as a fiddle this evening so hobbled out, and about my 'Hood for a bit. It's been a very long winter in these parts. Hell we even had snow, and ice the other night, and early morning.

Still the day-time is warmer so as I said I'm going to go on long constitutionals again. Taking snap shots as I do. Btw I go a new camera, but am still figuring out how to use the damned thing. Till then it's my old banged up slightly out of focus Sony.

Well it was late, and cloudy so the images are a bit dull, but you get the idea of what's going on. Just another evening in the Emerald City. Don't worry I'm taking my assorted meds getting a bit of exercise, and eating veggies. So it looks like I'm going to be around for a while.

'Been eating a lot of Vietnamese food. Swell stuff that. Good thing we lost the War or there wouldn't be all these ex-South Vietnamese folks running around town to start up these neat eateries.

History can be funny that way.

Anyhow their stuff matches my new diet perfectly...swell dumplings!  My blood sugar is down from 300+ which only Hershey bars, and dead people have to 162. Normal is around 120 so there's a-ways to go yet. Also my kidneys ain't blown a gasket yet the weight is dropping, and I ain't going blind.

All in all more or less good news.

Oh, but my gawd what I'd do for a rack of ribs or a jumbo box of cream puffs!!  As it is I can have small treats every several months. So I want cake with whipped cream for my birthday this summer. I'll take close ups of it, and post the creamy delight here when that happy day comes!

So other than having my guts implode the other night I'm swell.

Stay Tuned.

Friday, April 18, 2014

"...The Fuck???!!!"

DONETSK, Ukraine - Masked men handed out leaflets telling Jews to register with pro-Russian separatists who had taken over a government office in the eastern Ukrainian city of  Donetsk.
"There were about 100 of us outside the synagogue after Passover eve prayers [on Wednesday] when we saw three masked men in the crowd who started to hand out letters," Yosef Gurevitz said. "One of them tried to tape one on the synagogue door. Then they quickly left. When I read the letter I was in shock."

 It was not clear who was behind the leaflets and NBC News could not independently confirm Gurevitz's account. The letters said Jews must register with a "commissar" at the regional government headquarters by May 3, according to a Reuters translation.

"It's very worrying," said Gurevitz, who is a Brooklyn native visiting Ukraine with his family. "We're hoping its just a provocation but I always thought the days that Jews would become scapegoats for whatever reason were long over."

The letters were purported to be the work of a pro-Russian group that took over public buildings and wants to end rule by the new Ukrainian government in Kiev.

Once home to a large Jewish population devastated by the Holocaust, Ukraine has seen a rise in attacks on Jews in recent months.

I Can't believe this shit. Yeah yeah Russia is saying it had nothing to do with it. That, and most of the pro-Russian militias are distancing themselves from this like folks trying to escape an especially toxic fart in a crowded elevator.

'But still.

I smell a Rat. A big frigging Rat with jack boots, and a big fucking Swastika on it's butt. Hey com'on history tells us the real deal in that 'Hood. The Ukrainian, 'and' Russian peasants were only too happy to join in with the Nazi army in the rounding up, and butchering of Jews.

Russia is for Jews what the fucking South frigging Dixie was, and 'still' is sort of for good 'ol boys lynching uppity Niggrahs, and anybody else handy that wasn't white.  

So this shit ain't no surprise.

If the locals start in on the Jews again I say we go in, and blow'em all to Hell, and fuck world opinion...fuck NATO too. Them shits sat on their hands, and let the Balkan genocide go on for years till 'we' forced them to take action.

Truth be known it was 'us' the "American Imperialist Running Dogs of the Wall Street Atomic Plunderers" that stopped that slaughter. Looks like we may have to interfere with the indigenous cultural traditions of the peace loving peoples of yet another crappy shit-hole.

Above there is our beloved hero Eleanor Roosevelt looking over "The Universal Declaration of Human Rights" that she, and assorted trouble makers came up with back in the day.

Below are the first 10 Articles Google the rest. You'll be glad ya did!

Man what a Gal.

Article 1.

  • All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.

Article 2.

  • Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, color, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs, whether it be independent, trust, non-self-governing or under any other limitation of sovereignty.

Article 3.

  • Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person.

Article 4.

  • No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.

Article 5.

  • No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.

Article 6.

  • Everyone has the right to recognition everywhere as a person before the law.

Article 7.

  • All are equal before the law and are entitled without any discrimination to equal protection of the law. All are entitled to equal protection against any discrimination in violation of this Declaration and against any incitement to such discrimination.

Article 8.

  • Everyone has the right to an effective remedy by the competent national tribunals for acts violating the fundamental rights granted him by the constitution or by law.

Article 9.

  • No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile.

Article 10.

  • Everyone is entitled in full equality to a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal, in the determination of his rights and obligations and of any criminal charge against him.

 ...Sounds good to me.