Saturday, July 28, 2012

"Krusty the Clown in the NYC Subway"

"It's Still Too Hot"

The last 12 months around the World. From July 2011/July 2012 has been the Hottest 12 months ever recorded. As you can see above it's been no snowball fight at my digs in Hell. Stay hydrated, and stay out of public places especially in the United States,'ll live longer. Seems they just caught some maniac with a pile of ammo, and automatic arms all set to re-do Aurora.

Times are very confused, very bad here in the land of the no longer that free,..or employed. Watch your back, and drink lots of fluids.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

"Tour of Duty"

"Peter Rabbit in the Age of Terror"

“Once upon a time”

Peter Rabbit was drafted into Farmland Security. His Sargent was a raccoon with a serious pine cone habit. He was mean had bad breath, and yelled at poor Peter all the time.

The food was awful, and the other bunnies called him names beat him up, and stole the carrots which his mommy had sent him.

There was also a rumor of sexual abuse

Oh, but Peter was still the sweet bunny that everyone knew, and loved.

Well  yes he did shoot farmer McGregor,…and his whole family.

...but you must admit that lot had it coming.

The McGregor farm massacre, and all his other random shootings did make him a little sad. However Peter was after all just rabbit do he forgot most of what he’d done.

Well after some book burnings, and executions of assorted malcontents Peter's tour of duty  with Farmland Security was over. He signed the oath of secrecy about all the folks they shot, and he hopped home to his Mama for a nice supper of cabbage stew.

“Anything interesting happen on your way home from Farmland Service Peter?”

Asked Mama rabbit giving all of her sweet babies second helpings of carrot pie.

“Um, no Mama”,…said Peter.

“Well other than blasting that redneck McGregor to bloody shreds, and jelly,”

“Good said Mama Bunny” “That rancid turd killed your Papa, ate’em too”

“You did right son!”

“Thank you Mama”, said Peter.

The End.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

"Happy Bastille Day!"

"Rock'n Roll Sin!"

Mom's Dad's this rocky rolly stuff needs to be nipped in the bud. Clearly the work of Soviet agents to destroy the moral fiber of America's youth. 

If you hear or see any of this vile filth report it to your local minister, and police! It's spreading, and there's no time to lose.

 Just imagine where this could lead,..race mixing, subversive reading, the questioning of established authority maybe even pacifist Buddhism! 

Act now before it's too late!

 Do you want your grandchildren to be forced to drive Japanese cars?! 

Thursday, July 12, 2012


I think I was a ballerina in an earlier life. Well that, and a carpenter, a WW2 fighter pilot, and a 12th century peasant somewhere. That one involved goats,..pigs too I think. Yeah in 'all' these lives I was probably some sort of Queer or gleeful trouble maker.

Oh to be so young, and oblivious again.

"Dear Sir,..and or Madam.."

I'll have a Lime Rickie,...just a dash of gin.

"Eye of the Tiger"

There this should Butch it up. Gotta be careful with the Queer stuff,..Blogger hates it, and deletes at the drop of a dildo. Btw always loved them Flying Tiger guys. If ya got to blow somebody away it may as well be Nazis. I say that as a pacifist. Well a pragmatic one anyway.


Sorry I seem to be having another Queer spell. ...must be the heat. Don't worry I'll take an aspirin, and be right as rain.  Then again maybe not.

"President Dean"

 We need a time machine so we can abduct James Dean before he has the stupid accident that kills him. Grab him, and drag him here to our insane, and ridiculous 21st century We need to bribe him to be President for Life!

"By the Numbers"

I don't trust either of these gangs of crooks, and liars. However one gang is somewhat less evil than the other. We get to choose one,...welcome to American Democracy. Fuck'em both to Hell!

...of course I mean that in a nice way.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Okay yeah I'm obsessing on the heat thing.

"Hot Dawg!"

"Hot Daze"

How'ya doing there comrades. Me I'm sick as a dawg again. I think I went, and got that heat exhaustion thing. Remember, like I had at the Coney Island Mermaid's Parade last summer.

Speaking of which this years Parade was a Police, Heat, and Over Crowded Disaster. The Cops were busy fucking folks up. Shoving, cursing, and generally menacing the no longer happy crowd. They were full of bad vibes, and fucked up the whole day.

That the heat, and overcrowding blew the whole scene to hell.

I blame the Parade managers, and cops. Hey assholes there's a million folks that come to this thing ya might wanna get your act organized before ya has a beach Apocalypse on your hands. Anyway I went home early. However my dear pals stayed, and later had a good time in the surf. Good for them!

Where was I, ..right sick again.

Yuck. Well I freely emptied my body at both ends so I'm ready for a refill. Other than a headache, shakes, and dizziness I'm fine, really.  Word to the wise,..when the combination of humidity, and temps make it 100+ drink lots of liquids. Even if ya don't feel like it,'ll be glad ya did!

Btw the weather wonks on local TV put some digital thing on the pavement in Union Square downtown. In direct sunlight the asphalt temperature went after a time went to 141f degrees!!!!!!!
The announcer/presenter said this was not unusual.  ???!!! Apparently direct sun on a city street or stone surface can give temps like this in summer. No wonder cold blooded lizards like sleeping on rocks.

Stay tuned.


"Dog Daze"

It's effectively 107f degrees if what they say on TV is true. Counting the Spring heatwaves this makes five in 2012 here in the Emerald City. Long time fans know how much I love to complain about the heat, the Winter. Go figure.

Anyway when I left my home my kitchen thermometer read at 100f exactly. As I say somewhere around here the rest of my cute home is not only air conditioned, but bleeping refrigerated.

On the up side autumn is coming, day. The most beautiful time of year. That is if climate change don't blow it to bits like it did last year. However I will say something nice. A little dog ran away from home being spooked by all the hand grenades being set off on July 4th, Independence Day, around here.

It ran all the way to the George Washington Bridge, right to the middle,!  Anyway the cops, who had just taken a break from shooting unarmed Black people in the back saw our doggie. The Heat found the doggie, and returned her to her family.


As for them Black folks,..well they're still dead.