"Whipped Cream!"

"Howling!"

(The Dept. of Toy Trucks sent over a plow to clear snow off my A.C.)

I was awakened by the sound of the winds. I thought it was snowplows so harsh, and loud it was. It's 18f out. I'm anxious, and confused this morning so I took a double dose of my nut-house medication.

Does this mean I'm doubly  nuts?

Maybe I should see one of those VooDoo doctors that are around these days. Perhaps they'll prescribe a bag of "Majik Bones" or something. I have to go out later. Still need to get to the 'Department of Old Farts". Perhaps I'll take a few pictures of the mostly non-blizzard of 2015.

Manhattan didn't get much though Brooklyn got a foot or so with drifts. Not much of an Arctic Apocalypse. However the further east you go the more snow. Long Island was buried...period.


Just as well it turned out for most to be just a regular storm. What they had predicted would have been a "Sandy"-like life taker. Imagine being forced out of your house in zero degree temps.  Well still the second half of winter to go.

I'll be back this evening.

Btw as I type the wind is seriously howling! If you're nearby dress in layers!



Stay Tuned.

"Oh, it's Foul!"

"KING LEAR" Scene III  Act II  LEAR Blow, winds! Blow until your cheeks crack! Rage on, blow! Let tornadoes spew water until the steeples of our churches and the weathervanes are all drowned. Let quick sulfurous lightning, strong enough to split enormous trees, singe the white hair on my head. Let thunder flatten the spherical world, crack open all the molds from which nature forms human beings, and spill all the seeds from which ungrateful humans grow! Let thunder rumble! Let lightning spit fire! Let the rain spray! The rain, the wind, the thunder and lightning are not my daughters. Nature, I don’t accuse your weather of unkindness. I never gave you a kingdom or raised you as my child, and you don’t owe me any obedience. So go ahead and have your terrifying fun. Here I am, your slave—a poor, sick, weak, hated old man. But I can still accuse you of kowtowing, taking my daughters' side against me, ancient as I am. Oh, it’s foul! Our Hero Mayor Bill de Blasio in "Lear-like" bewilderment faces the Great Storm that assaults the Emerald City! He uses all the might he can muster from his host of civil servants. His City will Not be laid low by the g-ds of the Four Winds. He will Battle them to the End! Stay Tuned.

"SNOW DAZE"

 "Bob the Bunny" just back from Russia went out into the early part of the Blizzard. Sez Bob, "Blizzard? Gimme a break in Russia this would be a Beach Day."

Bob went out to get some rolling paper, and some Nickle bags to get him through the storm.
Well also several pounds of Cookies Ring Dings Twinkies several gallons of ice cream, and the box DVD set of the series "Black List".

He loves that show.

He sez it reminds him of his days in the "Company".

 Bob, and I may go out for our daily constitutional about the 'Hood during the height of the storm.
Then again we may just stay in get blitzed, and eat ice cream.

"Shadows"

Snow Spirits. These beings live within the chill of frozen air, and ice crystals. They often assume the shapes of wolves bears shimmering light or sometimes the likeness of their cousins the forest faeries.

Civilization is far too hot for them to survive in except for times like these. These rare events when wind snow, and ice overwhelm even the machines of men

Then they come.

They come to the hearts of our cities to explore, and learn. As in tales of old they also give enchantments to the kindly they very young, and the very old.

Their time with us is very brief.

So if you watch carefully in these next hours you may see their shadows.



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"Looks Like Snow"

Okay it's Snow Porn on all the local channels here in the Emerald City. Everybody has their eyes bugging out, and is drooling all over the place telling how this is the final Arctic Apocalypse!

"Yes Polar Bears will be shredding alive the last frost bitten ragged survivors of this Mega Storm!!"

Well what the hell...

We were due for some shit like this. Haven't had a big on here in several years. Though we ducked that upstate 100 inch "Climate Change" early winter Super Storm. Looks like now we pay the piper.

Me I have to be at the Department of Old Farts downtown on Tuesday morning. Which these hysterics on TV tell me will be at the height of the Blizzard of the Century as it's already being called.

Get this...they say there's another right behind this one developing.

Humm... I should stock up on Crack Porn, and Whiskey while I can.

Sez our hero Mayor Bill de Blasio, "....Well according to this looks like we're well, and truly Fucked." 

"If you have any sense you'll leave Dodge or kiss ya Butts goodbye."

"If you need me I'll be in the Bunker watching "Dr. Who" DVD's, and eating pizza."


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"NAKED PERSON"

I thought this might help the sagging numbers. No it's not a boy, but then I don't want to get deleted...again.

"Obama Tells Teaparty GOP to Shove it"

As has become typical of far right wing Republican party members of Congress they heckled the President. This may be cool in the British Parliament, but it hasn't happened here since the Civil War.

The continuous disrespect, and sometimes open racist outbursts from this mob is a National disgrace.

Well the other night in a calm dignified way The President of the United States of America told them to go Fuck themselves, and their Mama's. Though not is so many words...ahem.

Stay Tuned.