Okay it's Snow Porn on all the local channels here in the Emerald City. Everybody has their eyes bugging out, and is drooling all over the place telling how this is the final Arctic Apocalypse!
"Yes Polar Bears will be shredding alive the last frost bitten ragged survivors of this Mega Storm!!"
Well what the hell...
We were due for some shit like this. Haven't had a big on here in several years. Though we ducked that upstate 100 inch "Climate Change" early winter Super Storm. Looks like now we pay the piper.
Me I have to be at the Department of Old Farts downtown on Tuesday morning. Which these hysterics on TV tell me will be at the height of the Blizzard of the Century as it's already being called.
Get this...they say there's another right behind this one developing.
Humm... I should stock up on Crack Porn, and Whiskey while I can.
Sez our hero Mayor Bill de Blasio, "....Well according to this looks like we're well, and truly Fucked."
"If you have any sense you'll leave Dodge or kiss ya Butts goodbye."
"If you need me I'll be in the Bunker watching "Dr. Who" DVD's, and eating pizza."
Stay Tuned.
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