Saturday, February 15, 2014
"Aw Crap! Not Again!!"
Greetings my Good, and Loyal Subjects. As you dear comrades know I've been ill for most of this winter. Turns out if was a tad more serious than I thought. Gee imagine my surprise.
Anyway my actual existence went to the physical, and emotional brink just recently. No I didn't see Angels..this time. However I think I glimpsed my 6th grade teacher, and that bastard that always stole my milk money.
A swell time was had by all especially me being the guest of honor at this going way party. Dammit my main concern was the family finding my seriously weird porn collection.
It includes every known gender age, and possible orientation.
These items were for research purposes only of course. It's just I thought it might be misunderstood.
Especially that stuff involving them Catholic school girls the Nurses that swimming pool them Great Danes the boy scouts them 400 pounds of meat loaf 80 gallons of Kool-Aid..cherry the naked Nuns with the whips, and that guy dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
To say nothing of them after hours Sea World videos with a 13 year old Justin Bieber, and that Olympic swimmer dressed as Tinkerbell.
Well suffice to say I didn't buy it..this time.
Although as the saying goes I feel like fucking shit. I'm in bed most of the time watching DVD's of my favorite shows. I just went through last years season of "Elementary".
Ah life don't ya just love it.
...and no I didn't give specifics. Com'on some stuff should stay mysterious around here.