Sez Führer,..."Ya Shit'n Me"
(Stunned Hitler get the News.)
You ain't gonna believe this gang. No I mean besides them maniacs hijacking that bus in midtown. Turns out Hitler,..google him fer Christ's sakes. That guy the frigg'n paper hanger that General Patton was gonna shoot with his pearl handled .45 when he got to Berlin.
The Great Satan, the Supreme Bastard, Killer Fuck'n Kane Himself!
Turns out he's a Black Jew!
I live in a Orthodox Jewish/Mexican/Black 'hood. Good grief this explains all the scream'n, and holler'n, and why everybody, except maybe the Mexicans, was running around wrenting their garments.
Talk about a surprise in the woodpile!
This is up there with my finding out I have Confederate ancestors! Frigg'n Stewart's no less,..yeah 'that' Stewart!
Sez the Newz:
"The results of this study are surprising," said Ronny Decorte, a geneticist interviewed by Knack. "Hitler would not have been happy."
Ya think,..understatement of the century!
More lifted Newz:
"It appears that Adolf Hitler wasn't so Aryan after all."
(Smirks Stalin from Hell, "I knew it all along")
"After driving toward domination by the "master race" -- first targeting the disabled, then Jews, Roma, etc. -- DNA tests on Hitler's relatives indicate that the madman behind World War II and the Holocaust is likely descended from Jews and Africans."
Wow, can news of his Space Alien connection be far behind!
(Hitler meets Space Aliens at Peenemünde 1943.)
"Adolf Hitler likely had Jewish and African relatives, according to DNA tests conducted on nearly 40 living relatives."
"The report comes from the Belgium magazine, Knack, which says it obtained saliva samples after tracking down 39 relatives from throughout Europe, as well as in America."
"One can from this postulate that Hitler was related to people whom he despised,"
A chromosome called Haplogroup E1b1b1 which showed up in their samples is rare in Western Europe and is most commonly found in the Berbers of Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia, as well as among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews.
Haplogroup E1b1b1, which accounts for approximately 18 to 20 per cent of Ashkenazi and 8.6 per cent to 30 per cent of Sephardic Y-chromosomes, appears to be one of the major founding lineages of the Jewish population.
"Knack, which published the findings, says the DNA was tested under stringent laboratory conditions."
"The affair is fascinating if one compares it with the conception of the world of the Nazis, in which race and blood was central.
"Hitler's concern over his descent was not unjustified. He was apparently 'not' "pure" or ‘Ayran’."
'Goes to show,..if ya lives long enough you'll see everything.