So there I am on the damned subway heading uptown the CUNY campus for another day of swell fun when all hell breaks out. You know the drill a sudden verbal outburst, and we're off to the races. Seems there was this insane lady spouting all this anti-Queer hate stuff. Homophobes these sort are called. The title always seemed like it was for folks that didn't like milk.

Anyway there she went saying how you damned homo's need to get "some pussy", and how  jebus was sending you "all to hell"...the usual. However the difference this time was that she was getting back as good as she gave.

I' dunno if ya noticed lately, but there's frigging Queers all over the place these days, and they don't take shit like they used to. On that point about being everywhere. I notice that Queers seem to be a mostly warm weather species.

Yeah..as soon as the ice starting melting in the last few weeks I been seeing perverts coming out'a hibernation. Some still in the fall colors from before the snow. All bleary eyed wandering around, and looking for cappuccino.

'But I digress.

Well the Queer Boys had their dander up, and wasn't in the mood to eat this wacko's shit! The lady was out numbered, but kept at it. More shrill, and nuts than ever. She was firing the gospel at the Gay Boys like they was 50.cal slugs, and the Fags was shooting back with howitzer shells!  Yep the Culture War had come to the #2 train as it cranked, and barked beneath Times Square.

The poor lady was on the losing side of not only this battle but of the whole War itself, and she knew it. Hence her demented desperation. Unlike the days of yore the Queers weren't backing down, and she was getting low on ammo.

Yep like the Tea Party, and that whole heartless culture of exclusion she was on a one way ride to that fabled "Trash Bin of History" that what's his name was always on about. 

Ya know I was almost sorry for her, and her cohorts for a moment, ..but just a moment. After that that I said bleep'em. Serves'em right for not being able to take a joke.

Well after a while the nutter gave up, and got off screaming as she went. Another christian soldier going as to war,...which they've lost. The rest of the trip was the usual steaming pile that all Emerald City subway rides are. I got to my stop alive.

Which is not something that can be taken for granted.

Stay Tuned.