I've been a UFO nut since I was six. Ever since I saw one of them things flying high over our house back in the late 1950's. 'course no one believed me. 

"But Mom I really saw a flying saucer!"

"That's nice, now take out the trash, and walk the dog."

"...but."

"Have you done your homework?"

Right I make First Contact, and then get sent to watch the dog crap all over the neighborhood. Pooper scooper laws were decades away as were my therapy sessions. Anyway The above publication, and them like it were my pre-sexual secular porn.  

I swear one day them saucer guys, and their ship will land in the Disneyland parking lot. Once folks figure out that they weren't one of the a rides the piss will be in the fan.

I can hardly wait.