Well I was thinking of starting my own religion, but decided to organize an extremist political party instead. I'll call it the Coffee Party..catchy huh? Ya know I figure we can do that demented evil bully boy thing. Deny rationality science, and jokes.
Given the general ignorant venality of the masses I'll probably get catapulted into ultimate hegemony over our ruined totally fucked up nation.
What the hell I'll do with all that power after I shoot all of my potential competitors in the Party, and generally terrorize the masses I don't know, but will think of something.
...eh no I am not the guy they chased out of the Ukraine...honest.