Friday, May 23, 2014

"Dear Uncle Speaks to the Masses"

Dear Beloved Uncle Sydney during these festive warm months modestly suggests that all 'good' Comrades display the above flag of our Heroic Peoples National Commune. 

It displaces those inconvenient white, and probably racist stars with items much more practical to current Five Year Plans. As Dear Uncle likes to say, 

"...It catches the eye." 

Dear Most Honored, and Beloved Uncle Sydney, Heartful Defender of the Masses Biblical scholar, and part-time Queer Comix Book Artist is seen here once again in his favorite disguise as that 'other' famous "Uncle". 

"I so enjoy the cosmic irony of it all". Sez our most forthright, and Correct Uncle. 

Dear Beloved Uncle despite the current extreme heat of the Peoples Emerald City supports the struggling fall jacket, and sportswear workers by himself wearing their new fall/early winter line of retro jackets, and comical tunics.

"Anything I can do for the tireless workers of the youth market is to the general good. Indeed I've purchased several of these retro murderous dictator outfits for the Peoples Halloween Parade". 

Uncle reminds us to vote this fall to oust the dreaded Tea Party rascals from the Peoples Congress.  Sez Beloved Wise, and fashion conscious Uncle, 

"...In the old days I would have just 'shot' these scallywags."

"Well them their families, and relatives up to fifth cousins removed. It was a most effective tonic for dealing with annoying people."

"Certain politicians assorted poets writers, and pastry chiefs that could never get the proper balance of whipped cream to cake for example."

Yes we all remember those humors slap stick trials orchestrated by Uncle while in Monty Python judges drag. He gleefully sent assorted enemies of the Masses to their deserved fates. "However these days we vote", sez Uncle.

"So get out there, and Vote." 

"Remember", sez our Beloved Champion, "It ain't how many vote ya gets it's who counts them."

All Hail Beloved Dear Uncle!!

Dear Uncle still in his favorite disguise as that other interesting "Uncle" takes time out from his labors on his obscure radio program to wish all Loyal Comrades a Happy Memorial Day, and beginning of the Summer Season!

Stay Tuned.

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