As provided for under the Congressional Personal Doll Freedom Act of 2014. All persons of Queer disposition, active or not, are required to own, and prominently display at least one doll.
Said doll must be well cared for. Brushed cleaned spoken to,...as in reading stories to, and or or conversing with. Also by law said doll must be provided with at least four (4) new gowns ten (10) pairs of shoes both formal, and casual, and at least three (3) new hats each calendar year.
The doll or dolls must be available for inspection by official authorities, Homeland Security, NSA or delegated local Personal Doll Inspection Agencies. Failure to produce required doll or dolls could result in serious fines or possible detention.
The "Congressional Personal Doll Freedom Act" is not just a good idea.
IT'S THE LAW!