Dear Mr. President.
Respectfully. You Useless Fucking Bastard. To say you were a Disappointment to us, and indeed the whole damned World is an understatement.
Not only were you a Ball-less Wonder at being that agent of Change...even with all of the power of the American Presidency behind you. You turned out to be triply useless as a War President.
Like the time your Dick fell Off when you seemed to confront the genocide in Syria. Which led to the formation of the Isis maniacs you also are doing 'nothing' about.
I sincerely hope they find a DVD somewhere of you fucking goats. This would be the proper end of your sorry appearance on the world stage.
Every day we're treated to scenes of men women, and now children beheaded shot torture buried alive or otherwise getting the Medieval treatment.
All we get from you is, "...No Boots on the Ground."
That, and you're playing golf.
Yeah I know it's infinitely more complex than that...yet you do nothing. You seem just to want to get out write your book, and go back into obscurity. History is 'not' going to be kind to you pal.
Goodbye, and bleeping Good Riddance.
Yours in Eternal Disappointment, and Contempt,
Your damned dog is fucking ugly as hell! For Christs sakes it has 'webbed' feet. What the hell were you thinking?!! It would have killed you to get a damned beagle?! That, and I want the $50 bucks I donated when you first ran...bleep you!
...Strong letter to follow.
(...Gimme a break I was having a real 'bad' day.)