"Heaven, it ain't like you think"

 (Here's an old 'old' one,...but I likes it.)

John Donne, Enrico Fermi, and George Herriman, he invented Krazy Kat, were in a bar in one of Heaven's rougher neighborhood's. Ya know, that scary part near "Hell's Gate".

The guys was shoot'n the breeze, and getting sloshed.

Jesus was behind the bar mixing drinks, and Bessie Smith was on stage singing some of her new stuff. Mozart was playing backup on base, and electric fiddle, with Bob Marley on keyboards.
Harriet Beecher Stowe was passed out in front of the cigarette machine. An unlit Chesterfield sticking out of the side of her mouth, and an empty bottle of Wild Turkey at her feet.

Sad. Heaven is really hard for some people.

Just then Queen Elizabeth the First, a very young, and attractive Eleanor Roosevelt a stoned Marilyn Monroe, and Emma Goldman wanders in.
Well ol' George invites the gals over for a few, and they has a merry old time together. Hey it's Heaven right?

As usual Donne eventually sez something stupid, and anti-Semitic, Emma leaps across the table rips off his wig, and punches him in the nose.
Enrico swings at her with a beer bottle the Queen bashes 'him' with her rod'n scepter!

'...fore ya knows it they's all rolling around on the floor beat'n the crap out'a each other.
Meanwhile dear Marilyn is passed out in the ladies crapper.

Jesus who was on the phone with his nosy Mother again didn't notice, and the folks on stage had seen it all before. What the heck they'd already been paid.

Anyway in walks Zeus, and Yahweh....

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( UPDATE...)

Heaven,...if there is one. Heaven at least human Heaven is pretty much like here. I mean there's a few differences. Like you can study or lay about or work...your choice, and there's no money taxes war or fear. 

Those are the main differences. 

Um well yeah you learn all the secrets like who did the Kennedy hits what are them saucer guy aliens all about what's the real difference between Coke, and Pepsi, and if you're really interested the "Meaning of Life the Universe, and Everything". 

Surprising how few give a rat's ass about that one.


 Stay Tuned.