"Kiss my codpiece thou fool born dog hearted Flap-dragon!"
"My finger in thy eye thou incestuous half-faced canker-blossom!"
"Remove thine ass hence thou hell-hated bladder."
"Swim with leeches thou loutish onion-eyed hedge-pig!"
"Beware my Sting! Thou goatish mad-brained pignut!"
(Elizabethan greetings of my design.)