as I say it’s time for a line of Sissy Boy dolls it’s way past time for
seriously realistic war toys. Namely the “Die You Dirty Grunt Doll!”
This realistic correct to scale model toy soldier comes with replica
weapons uniforms, and assorted tools for slow agonizing death.
When your “Dirty Grunt” doll gets the ever popular "flesh
wound" your special boy or girl will find out that it’s anything, but
nothing as portrayed in the movies.
Your “Dirty Grunt” doll will scream call for his mother cruse
the day he was born excrete liquid, and solid wastes to say nothing of
copious amounts of realistic blood. Yep it’s code yellow brown, and red
in the trenches when your realistic toy soldier catches some white hot
chunks of shrapnel in his face chest, and groin.
Of course there’s the Artillery Mortar 20mm, and 50.cal wounds that your Dirty Grunt will certainly sustain as real Grunts do.
No screaming this time as he’s instantly dead what with his legs
arms genitals face hands feet, and guts are sprayed all over the
realistic “Dirty Grunt Play Battle Field”,…lithium batteries extra.
Yes a toy whose time is long overdo. Let the future
volunteers or potential draftees of the future know what waiting for the
just around the corner.
As they say, “…Yes kids tell your Mom or Dad you want the
“Die you Dirty Grunt” doll, and Play Set. That or our new line of
History series play sets. “Bataan Death March” “The Wake Island
Slaughter” or “Cattle Car to Hell” Final Solution Train Set. Stay Tuned.