Before Bob the Bunny re-cocoons himself in the backyard. He broke Hibernation for a smoke a few beers, and some Chinese food. Anyway he wants everybody to know that, "...Everything is under control",...so keep calm, and never eat anything that can smile.
"...except Wolves."
Them deranged blood thirsty maniacs bastards 'never' smile, and they eat Bunnies." "...and damned near everybody else too"
(Wolf,...notice profound lack of smile or even vague sense of humor.)
"Always open Season on them guys" sez Bob.
Stay Tuned.
(Bob below Correspondent for Pacifica Radio in Afghanistan 2004.)
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