As patrons of this page you may have noticed things have gone a bit "Queer Crazy" for a while here. Don't worry everything is under control. It's all part of the show folks no need to panic.
Homeland Security is sending it's "De-Queerizer" teams that should be here any time now. Their 'evac' Black Hawks will land on the roof soon.
A first aid station is being set up as I post at the rear of this page. This for any that feel that may have caught some "Gay". Please line up to the right. Severe cases will be treated as the "De-Fag" vaccine arrives.
Again as I said no need to panic. It's all part of the program. Just sit back relax, and take the trauma pills distributed as the Blog continues.
The Management of this page, and it sponsors thanks you for your patients in this most distressing, and uncertain time.