"WAIT A MINUTE…!"
You mean I went through all this
fucked up insane shit..nearly got killed went flying through the air
crashed in this weird hell hole had to hang out with a bunch of mutant
two foot tall sociopaths had to shit in the woods got molested by that
tin guy, and the Queer lion, got chased by fucking demon flying monkeys
fucking witches after me got bleeped up on poppies got molested ‘again!’
this time by that phoney wizard guy, was fucked over by everybody in his
weird ass Emerald City….and you got the ‘frigging nerve’ to tell me I
could’a got out’a this fucking nightmare just by clicking these damned stupid shoes
together?!
Hey sorry kid that's just life.
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