This November Vote INGSOC!
The Don't Fuck With Us PARTY!!
Finally no more of the Liberal or Conservative static. At last a Party that shoots from the hip, and a lot of other places too! INGSOC Promises to reduce the population of Annoying Buttholes by 100%!
VOTE INGSOC!
All History Will Vanish like a Fart in a Winter Gale! We All Good Comrades will Live in an Eternal 'Present' of Plenty!
DOWN WITH FREEDOM
DOWN WITH LOVE
DOWN WITH THOSE ANNOYING NOISES YOU CAN NEVER FIGURE OUT WHERE IT'S COMING FROM!
LONG LIVE INGSOC, AND THE GUY THAT STARTED IT.
(...whose Glorious Name btw you will be given at your polling station. Don't vote for that other guy "NOBODY". Yeah he talks a big deal.
"Nobody will bring Peace, and Health Care for all etc.,...blah blah.
Bleep'em. Naw we're da real deal so Vote INGSOC...you'll be glad ya did.)
Comrades Vote Early, and Often.
Stay Tuned.
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