( "Bob the Bunny" War Correspondent, above, in his element.)
Greetings dear comrades. I could say I was insanely ill, and starving, but who cares. So instead what happened was I was kidnapped by agents of Hillary.
In fact I'm still in her custody.
If I play ball they may feed me, and give me water in a week or so. Something to look forward too.
Still how's things?
Anything interesting, and or horrifying happen while I was gone. I mean I assume the world is still ending, and our comic opera election proceeds as expected.