These maniacs have gone, and made "fish glop cookies".
Not only made them, but instead of burying them all at a secret location in the back lots of Area 54. Instead of that they went, and made it public...I mean public in like we buy, and eat this evil shit.
They actually instead of that yummy wondrously addictive creamy filling. In place of that they put in a red salmon rubbery glop.
I'd call the FBI.