What can I say comrade it's the Dog Daze of Summer now. On the up side if we live through this in a month or so the temps should be down to a brisk 86f or 90f.
I can hardly wait.
I better get my shovels, and salt out to be ready! Blizzards coming!
Sorry what with the end of the world, and the heat I'm real grumpy.
I'll be okay after a few gallons of frosty ice tea.
Be back later.