Had a real busy'n full day. 'Was at the hospital getting poked drained prodded, and talked over in the third person. It seems I'm still alive,...though very tired.
Medicaid is swell. All old bleeps get it, and that means me. They pay for everything. I even get carfare home. Just like in them Welfare Nanny State countries Americans hate so much. No wonder the evil Tea Party wants to abolish it.
Me I loves the heck out of it.
Well I'm full of meds all polished, and ship shape. They say my health is improving. I asked, "...does that mean I'm not dying as fast as I thought". With a straight face my Doc simply sez, "Yes".
I likes a guy that don't mince his words.
I further asked. "Look Doc if I was going south you'd tell me right".
"Of course." Sez my young healer.
He looks 12 for craps sake, but then these daze everyone looks that way to me. Anyway that's this weeks medical adventure.
Now to sleep.