Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Well I noticed that according to the Stats I have more Canadians reading this page. So I thought I'd extend the same respect I've shown the Russian, and German fans by publishing a Canadian translation of my posts.
Well it turns out them folks upstairs from us actually speak a sort of American..or English. Imagine that.
Yeah it's mostly American with some French thrown in for the hell of it.
In fact now that I think of it my dear pal Nurse Pickles,...Comdr. Royal Canadian Navy Ret. "Pickles" is in fact one of them Canadians, and speaks a sort of English.
I can understand her pretty good except when she gets excited, and lapses into that Anglo-French stuff. When she goes there I don't have a clue what the hell she's on about.
Anyway I don't have to translate.
Well I did try. I used one of them on-line things to translate American into Canadian. Well the screen went dark for a moment then came back on with the text, ...
"....they speak fucking English up there ya stupid retard!!"
Christ's sakes how the bleep was I to know.