Okay so I was out, and about looking for a Justin Bieber doll. I found a few
gray market types that really sucked. They made him look like one of them brain
eating zombies from "Walking Dead"
...granted he was a cute
zombie, but still undead.
The official Justine doll as you can
see is a bloated, and sexless made in Chinese slave labor factories nick-nak. I
can't think of one 13 year old girl,..or boy that would want to take this lump
of plastic to bed with them. Hell even I'd have second
thoughts.
Yuk. Just look at this piece of
demon spawn crap. It's as if they knew perverts around the world we just waiting
for a comely sexpot doll of the latest boy-toy to flow out of the Shing-kyang
Peoples Toy Assembly line!
So a directive must have come down
from one of the assorted Great Helms-men to "take it easy on the cute factor"
with the Bieber account.
Bleep'em I ain't wasting my worthless
greenbacks on this un-cute Kewpie doll.
..besides I always thought he looked
better before all the mayhem, and lawyers got hold of him. Good luck kid, and
save your money.
Stay tuned.
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