Sunday, February 28, 2016

"Easter Bunny Laid Off!"

The "Federal Department of Fantasies, and Fictitious Characters" today in what will sure to be seen as a controversial move has laid off a number of it's employees. This is a cost cutting act which the administration was forced to take. 

This because of the refusal by the Republican controlled House to pass the funding bill for the Fantasy Department.

Republican majority leader Himmler stated that funds for the department of fantasies was a "typical liberal waste of funds". Also that these resources were needed for far more "practical, and necessary projects" such as the "Mexican Wall".

The Easter Bunny the Sandman Tooth Fairy Batman the former Saint Christopher The Little Prince Peter Rabbit Santa's Elves, and a number of other beloved fictional characters were all contacted by email, and let go.

Santa, and Wonder Woman because of their importance to the democratic base were given temporary reprieves until fiscal 2018. Superman because of his connections with the Defense Department is for now exempt from these economic cuts.

Some because of high profiles such as Batman have already been hired by commercial interests. Others such as the Little Prince, and Peter Rabbit with smaller financial probabilities will likely retire, and enter private life. 

Though there is the possibility of a small livelihood for a few magical personalities through speaking engagements.

More on this story as developments warrant.

Stay tuned.


  1. It's a sign of our times. If the Trumpenfuhrer gets into office, it'll be a massacre. It'll be like Toontown got flooded by 40 days of Dip raining down from the skies.


  2. I expect T-Rump to get the gold in this mad race. Bernie is done, and most of the country hates Hillery. The hate is mostly manufacture by Fox, but lies have legs, and can run for don't help that's she frigging evil bitch.

    Anyway a Republican House, and Senate led by a Crazed Madman in the Crystal Shop of 100 years of slow Progressive Reforms will be a 'Sight' to see.

    Like I said in a post below...count my old bone out this time. I'm sitting this dance out. Yeah if Bernie gets the nod I'm in. Otherwise call me when T-Rump wins. It will be entertaining to watch the blind foaming panic by my former comrades of the left.

    I've looked forward to the "End of the World" for years now. Well at last the bleeping Anti-Christ is on the job. I expect the battle between Good, and Evil to start ant to be alive to see how it all turns out. what could be luckier.

    Yeah I know this my sound nuts to younger folks...those that are paying any attention to any of this, and not getting drunk laid or inventing un-killable computer viruses. Anyway when the Angels fill the skies getting ready for battle I'll be on my roof getting digital shots to post here...Watch the Skies Comrades Watch the Skies!!

    Stay Tuned!

  3. Amen Sidney... Amen.