"THE PEOPLES FLAG!"



Dear Beloved Uncle Sidney during these festive summer months modestly suggests that all good Comrads display the above flag. It displaces all those inconvient white racists stars with something much more practical. As Dear Beloved Uncles says,.."It catches the eye!"


(Dear Honored Beloved Uncle Sidney, heartful defender of the mass's, and biblical scholar is seen here once again in his favorite disguise as that other famous "Uncle")

Dear Beloved Uncle Sidney,despite the extreme heat supports the struggling coat workers by sporting their new winter fashion line, and voting early in the WBAI local station board elections. "Remember!" Says Dear Uncle, "It ain't how many that votes it's who counts 'em,...and where"






"WISE, AND BENEVOLENT SAYINGS FROM DEAR BELOVED UNCLE SIDNEY"


(Dear Beloved Uncle Sidney is seen here in his other favorite disguise)

"If everyone could change gender, color, orientation, and hat size at will there'd be alot less trouble around here!"

"If you're in a burning theatre, leave."

"Comrads, remember!" "Clocks don't kill people, jobs do!"

"Always eat your greens, this will make both your Mommy, and your Dear Beloved Uncle Sidney very happy." "Besides, they're good for you."

"Never go into the water till a half hour after you've eaten."

"If you see someone all alone, cold, hungry, and wandering the streets after midnight report them for curfew violation!"

"Never step on a crack for it is possible your mother's back could at some time in the future be greviously injured, and thereby be an unnessesary drain on the Peoples Medical Infrastructure."

"Always be nice to cats"

 "Do not sing in the rain!" "For such is a petty bourgeois, and western decadent Hollywood waste of the peoples time"

"Do not cut off any of your ears!" "Believe me it's a bad idea!"

"Copyright everything!"

"Brush your teeth seven times a day."

"Never, never eat cod fish."

"Watch the Cartoon Channel."

"Pissing blood is never a good sign."

"Never speak to dogs for they are the pawns of Satan."

"If Obama should come to your house, and ask you if it would be alright with you if he continued the war, and drove the country several trillion 'more' dollars into debt." "Say no."