Thursday, July 11, 2013

"Mouse Commits Suicide"

Here's an only in New York story. A comrade just told me about this mouse that offed himself. Seem my pal entered a room here at the University, and surprised a wee mousey on the window ledge.

The little guy freaked, and jumped.

My pal look out the window,...many flights down. Mickey was history. Me I think it was a domestic dispute. Them little guys live in the walls of every building in town. New old posh poor it don't matter.

I think the little guy just had enough, and jumped. 

Probably he had a big fight with the little lady the bills were piling up his job sucks he owed his bookie money he got another jury duty notice the  sink leaks, and his toilet's backed up.

All this in an eternal stinky New York heatwave.

Yeah you wouldn't need a degree in psychology to see this one coming.

Poor bastard.  

Hey that's life in the Big City.

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