You mean I went through all this fucked up insane shit..nearly got killed went flying through the air crashed in this weird hell hole. Had to hang out with a bunch of mutant two foot tall sociopaths had to shit in the woods.
Got fucking molested by that tin guy, and the Queer lion, got chased by fucking flying monkeys fucking witches after me got bleeped up on poppies got molested ‘again!’ this time by that phoney wizard guy.
I was fucked over by everybody in his weird ass Emerald City….and you got the ‘frigging nerve’ to tell me I could’a got out’a this fucking nightmare just by clicking these damned stupid shoes together?!