Wednesday, April 5, 2017

"How to Make Stuff"


As a public service the management of this award winning page,...in our dreams. We've decided to begin a new helpful series.

"How to Make Stuff"

This week, "How to Make your own Nuclear Bomb"

What you'll need.

A tea cup of kitty litter, three radium tipped wind up clocks. Two AA batteries with a half pound of butter. Then 12 not 11 not 10 or 8 or 9, but exactly 12 standard tea spoons of honey.

Next 1/2 gallon of iced tea with again no more, and no less than 12 ice cubes.

'And yes of course 1/2 ounce of gin with four slices of beef baloney.

Not that chicken or turkey nonsense, but the real thing. Beef fucking Baloney. That other underclass crap is a war crime.

Right. Finally an ounce of unleaded gasoline, and three sugar cubes.
Of course this is complicated!

It's an Atomic fucking Bomb fer Christ's sakes!




All this into a sealed glass pitcher...not metal of any kind...glass. That is unless you 'want' a pre-mature detonation.

There you are.

Next week how to make the Free Lunch.


Stay Tuned.

4 comments:

  1. Yes! Free lunch, with mushroom cloud sautéed in butter! I'll take three please.

    Z

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  2. Yes sir, sautéed...with your triple gin martini as usual?

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  3. Yeah - Hits the spot!

    Z

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