Wednesday, April 5, 2017

"How to Make Stuff"

As a public service the management of this award winning page, our dreams. We've decided to begin a new helpful series.

"How to Make Stuff"

This week, "How to Make your own Nuclear Bomb"

What you'll need.

A tea cup of kitty litter, three radium tipped wind up clocks. Two AA batteries with a half pound of butter. Then 12 not 11 not 10 or 8 or 9, but exactly 12 standard tea spoons of honey.

Next 1/2 gallon of iced tea with again no more, and no less than 12 ice cubes.

'And yes of course 1/2 ounce of gin with four slices of beef baloney.

Not that chicken or turkey nonsense, but the real thing. Beef fucking Baloney. That other underclass crap is a war crime.

Right. Finally an ounce of unleaded gasoline, and three sugar cubes.
Of course this is complicated!

It's an Atomic fucking Bomb fer Christ's sakes!

All this into a sealed glass pitcher...not metal of any That is unless you 'want' a pre-mature detonation.

There you are.

Next week how to make the Free Lunch.

Stay Tuned.


  1. Yes! Free lunch, with mushroom cloud sautéed in butter! I'll take three please.


  2. Yes sir, sautéed...with your triple gin martini as usual?

  3. Yeah - Hits the spot!